May 2013
knightscrest:
knightscrest:
why is south korea nicer than north korea?
south korea has a seoul
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
the-sonic-url:
rneerkat:
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
It still makes me sad although it doesn’t seem like it.
That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole...
sodamnrelatable:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
